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Stompcrotch
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Name: Stomp
Country: Afghanistan
Gender: Male
Interests: Terrorism, Anarchy, Cults, cunts, violence, poop, eating babies, gargling with blood, SLAYER, Anal Cunt, pain, suffering, evil, urine baths, pina coladas, getting caught in the rain
Expertise: killing stuff, raping things, pooping, urinating on people and religious symbology, stabbing, slicing off heads, wailing on guitar.
Occupation: Military
Industry: Media
Message: message me
Member Since:
10/17/2004
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| OK folks, I was gonna make this a top ten but I got too sick from
looking at the ones I did find to continue so its gonna have to be a
top five. I also was going to post names by each of these but I was too
lazy for that as well. anyways... here you are
the Top Five Most Retarded Things People Replace the Word "Comments" With On Their Xangas:
5. darwin fish - This just screams "I'm sooo up-to-date with having the
'correct' view on evolution, so like, come agree with me on it and
we'll be LiKe TOtAlLy BfFs 4EvUrZz!!!!1111111." Yeah bitch, we know
that Christians are full of shit. If you've been thinking about how gay
creationism is, write something that'll make mom n dad proud instead of
just slipping that in under the rug. When I leave some fucking mud all
over your fucking site, I don't want to leave DARWIN FISH, BITCH.
4. tangos - Tango is just flat out gay as hell. I don't want to fucking leave Tangos on your fucking website.
3. gun shots - This is only number three because I know its not in the
context it should be. Yes, I would like to leave gun shots all over
your peice of shit of a website, but this is obviously a passive way of
crying for help so that all of your acquaintances (I would say friends,
but if you had any, why would you be contemplating suicide?) will feel
sorry for you and empathize with you over how shitty your life surely
is. I don't want to leave sympathy. I just want to leave bullet holes.
2. bullets from you - pretty much the same story as above. it was from
the same site as above too, I just couldn't get over the gayness of the
theme. quit fucking whining you goddamn cunt.
And the Number One Most Retarded Thing to Replace the Word "Comments" ISSSSSSSS..........
1. tiaras of barbie doll heads - This is probably the gayest
thing ever. In fact this is THE reason I came up with this top five
idea in the first place. Ya'll know I don't want to leave darwin fish,
and you KNOW I don't want to leave fucking Tango bullshit, but when I
rape the shit out of a terrible xanga entry, I DEFINATELY do NOT want
to imagine for ONE INSTANT that I am leaving Tiara's of Barbie Doll
Heads. God fucking damn the soul who decided it would be a good idea to
enable people to change and "customize" their site to this extent. Its
gotten to the point that sometimes I don't even know what to fucking
click on some of your fucking sites. This instance in particular is
especially annoying just because its so long. Every time I leave a
comment on xXTakemeorLeavemeXx's site I have to bring a bucket to
contain all of the vomit I expel from just having to read that whole
line of bullshit just to leave a goddamn burning pile of e-shit on her
e-doorstep (to overuse popular lingo). If you want people to think
you're barbie, lose some fucking weight, and get a SHITLOAD of plastic
surgery. If you want people to think you're cute for referring to
childhood memories, or dark for talking about disembodied heads, grow
the fuck up. If you want to be artsy by putting an over-emphasized,
random thought in place of the comment link, get a fucking life before
you make me shit directly down your throat you cum-guzzling shit-bag.
no fucking <3,
Stompcrotch.
PS: You fags really fucking pissed me off this time. congrats.
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| I like all the comments my adoring fans have posted. You basically just
make fun of each other when you really deserve it! If you all keep this
up I'll be out of work! haha! later suckazz
<3 Stompcrotch
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| Some people should have been aborted.
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| Hey
Brandon shut the fuck up. You really do need to make friend with this
kid. Its probably actually YOU. You are some kinda up fucked up loser
who has no life. Honestly If I saw my future as being a senior who sits
around on the computer and makes up about 5 entries a day about some
freshman girl who went to a completely different school....I might kill
my self right there. Do you knwo how many people dislike you? You may
say the same about me. However that is at Kickapoo....which is so full
of assholes i could give a rats ass. People who know me like me. YOU
dont know me. And thank god you never will. Id be embarassed to call
you a friend. SO please....go hang out with your 4 friends you fucking
loser hahahah My god keep going it only amuses me more and more | | |
| Jesus Christ, just viewing Xanga for ten minutes makes me want to vomit
all over my dick while I masturbate to slutty thirteen year old girls
pictures.
Cuntslobber,
Stompcrotch
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